COILS OF THE SERPENT UNWIND

The cracka ya love to hate. Narcissistic, un-PC, short, angry vandal. I play in a band called Face Of Christ. It's not a religious band. I go silly for a jazz flute loop. I'm partial to a bit of carrot cake. I collect old shaving gear, head knockers, Top Trumps and analog cameras. My hobbies include outdoor pursuits (especially cycling), avoiding the gym and singing Blood & Thunder on Rock Band. Don't follow me.