COILS OF THE SERPENT UNWIND

Narcissistic, un-PC, short, angry vandal. I play in a band called Face Of Christ. It's not a religious band. I go silly for a jazz flute loop. I'm partial to a bit of carrot cake. I collect old shaving gear, head knockers, Top Trumps and analog cameras. My hobbies include outdoor pursuits (especially cycling), avoiding the gym and singing Blood & Thunder on Rock Band. Don't follow me.
First Nike now this

#punk #advert #minorthreat #baking

First Nike now this

#punk #advert #minorthreat #baking

A portrait of the author as a not-so-young man. Papped by @sjbutterfield

A portrait of the author as a not-so-young man. Papped by @sjbutterfield

Who’s the Colonel up in this motherfucker?
#food

Who’s the Colonel up in this motherfucker?
#food

I’ve got at least 3 bold and wildly different carbonara recipes now. 
#nofilter #food

I’ve got at least 3 bold and wildly different carbonara recipes now.
#nofilter #food

"Do you wanna see what’s in my hands?" *punches me in the face and almost breaks my phone*

"Do you wanna see what’s in my hands?" *punches me in the face and almost breaks my phone*

Do you think there are people who don’t get punk irony and think we all want to be fascist pigs and kill the poor?

Elvis & George

Elvis & George